So, I had an epiphany one day. What if all those rules of Gibbs that we don't have numbers for, have actually been said in the show, just not numbered? Add to that some fan-made rules I found when I was researching extra Gibbs rules and there you have it - a complete possible list of all Gibbs 51 rules.
Check it out and see what you think!
Any you think should be added? Any that don't belong? My mom had a great idea for the lawyer rule that was inspired by all the lawyers - "Kill all the lawyers first."
Enjoy!
-Aliyah
PS. Sorry about the formatting, don't know how to fix it!
Gibbs’ Rules
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene
MF 3. Never be unreachable.
7. Always be specific when you lie.
8. Never take anything for granted.
9. Never go anywhere without a knife.
10. Never get personally involved in a case.
11. When the job is done, walk away.
12. Never date a co-worker.
13. Never, ever involve lawyers.14. (Inspired by a lawyer)15. Always work as a team.16. Always anticipate.17. Lawyers are less than a last resort.18. It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.19. Evidence doesn’t lie, people do.
20. Nothing is more important than catching the dirtbags.
21. If lawyers can screw with you, they will.22. Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.
23. Never mess with a marine’s coffee if you want to live.
25. Don’t bypass chain of command.
26. Do your job.27. There are two ways to follow. First way they never notice you. Second way they only notice you.28. Lawyers can’t be trusted.29. The secret of a good bluff, is not to bluff.
30. Be prepared to pay for every word that comes out of your mouth.31. Agents do not have permission to be sick or die.
32. It’s impossible for lawyers to tell the truth.33. Keep looking for answers until you’re satisfied.34. If all else fails, play dumb.35. Consequences of disobeying a direct order: fired or dead36. Some thing you don’t ask.37. Lawyers are always loyal to someone else.
39. There is no such thing as coincidence.40. If it seems like someone’s out to get you, they are.
41. Trust selectively.42. Worst enemies hide in plain sight.43. There’s always a way around the rules.44. First things first: hide the women and children.
45. Clean up your messes. (Finish what you start).
46. Don’t get caught.47. Never turn your back, never lower your weapon - that’s when they get you.48. Methods don’t matter, just results.49. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill.50. Always trust your gut (judgement). The moment you don’t, you’re dead.51. Sometimes - you’re wrong.Green - heard on the show, unnumbered ruleBlue - fan hopeful rules
7. Always be specific when you lie.
8. Never take anything for granted.
9. Never go anywhere without a knife.
10. Never get personally involved in a case.
11. When the job is done, walk away.
12. Never date a co-worker.
13. Never, ever involve lawyers.14. (Inspired by a lawyer)15. Always work as a team.16. Always anticipate.17. Lawyers are less than a last resort.18. It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.19. Evidence doesn’t lie, people do.
20. Nothing is more important than catching the dirtbags.
21. If lawyers can screw with you, they will.22. Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.
25. Don’t bypass chain of command.
26. Do your job.27. There are two ways to follow. First way they never notice you. Second way they only notice you.28. Lawyers can’t be trusted.29. The secret of a good bluff, is not to bluff.
30. Be prepared to pay for every word that comes out of your mouth.31. Agents do not have permission to be sick or die.
32. It’s impossible for lawyers to tell the truth.33. Keep looking for answers until you’re satisfied.34. If all else fails, play dumb.35. Consequences of disobeying a direct order: fired or dead36. Some thing you don’t ask.37. Lawyers are always loyal to someone else.
39. There is no such thing as coincidence.40. If it seems like someone’s out to get you, they are.
41. Trust selectively.42. Worst enemies hide in plain sight.43. There’s always a way around the rules.44. First things first: hide the women and children.
45. Clean up your messes. (Finish what you start).
46. Don’t get caught.47. Never turn your back, never lower your weapon - that’s when they get you.48. Methods don’t matter, just results.49. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill.50. Always trust your gut (judgement). The moment you don’t, you’re dead.51. Sometimes - you’re wrong.Green - heard on the show, unnumbered ruleBlue - fan hopeful rules
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